Cycling Christmas Bingo


22.12.16 at 12:22 pm

As much as we look forward to Christmas, it can be incredibly hard work. In no other situation would you spend so much time with …these people. They don’t even know anything about bikes!

The solution? Turn their japes and not-so-subtle digs at cycling into a game you can enjoy by yourself, or with an ally across the room.

We have collated a series of typical things non cyclists say to cyclists, and assembled them into a bingo card. As they come up, you tick them off.

This year, as that particular Daily Mail reading Uncle makes yet another joke about cycling, you can proudly stand up and scream “BINGO!” at him across the table.

Merry Christmas.